MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED: BE CAT.

BUY IN BULK.

The first wholesale warehouse built entirely for cats.

  • 40-pound catnip.
  • 96-pack tuna.
  • Industrial scratchers.
  • Pallets of treats.

WHOLESALE CATS. WHOLESALE MEMES. WHOLESALE STONKS.

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Catsco employee cat winking and giving a thumbs-up while holding a wholesale Catsco box of catnip, tuna, treats, and a scratcher
WAREHOUSE SKU / CONTRACT AISLE $COST

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INVENTORY

WHOLESALE AISLES

Everything is bigger at Catsco. Except the customers.

AISLE 01

40 LB CATNIP

LIMIT: NONE

AISLE 02

96-PACK TUNA

STACKED HIGH

AISLE 03

INDUSTRIAL SCRATCHERS

FORKLIFT FRIENDLY

AISLE 04

PALLETS OF TREATS

BUY THE PALLET

AISLE 05

CARDBOARD REAL ESTATE

MOVE-IN READY

Catsco wholesale warehouse filled with cats shopping for bulk catnip, tuna, treats, scratchers, and cardboard boxes, with the Catsco employee giving a thumbs-up

ONE WAREHOUSE. MILLIONS OF CATS. ABSOLUTELY NO PORTION CONTROL.

STORE POLICY

THE WHOLESALE THESIS

Costco built an empire selling everything in bulk.

Catsco gave the same philosophy to the internet's favorite animal.

Costco has $COST.
Catsco has $COST too.

One is the warehouse giant.

The other is what happens when cats take over the warehouse.

No complicated utility.
No corporate strategy.
No quarterly earnings calls.

Just bulk-sized cat energy.

Unofficial, community-driven, and not affiliated with Costco Wholesale Corporation.

SCANNER LANE

PRICE CHECK — AISLE $COST

LIVE FROM THE WAREHOUSE FLOOR

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HOW TO SHOP AT CATSCO

Shopping strategy? BUY IN BULK.

  1. 01

    GET YOUR CART

    Connect an EVM-compatible wallet.

  2. 02

    ENTER ROBINHOOD CHAIN

    Make sure you're on Robinhood Chain.

  3. 03

    FIND THE AISLE

    Use the exact $COST contract.

  4. 04

    BUY IN BULK

    Use the BUY button.

BUY

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MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED

Be cat. That's the whole application.

CATSCO

WHOLESALE CLUB

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YOUR RECEIPT

Keep this. The greeter cats will ask.

CATSCO WHOLESALE

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CATNIPBULK

TUNA96 PACK

TREATSPALLET

SCRATCHERSINDUSTRIAL

BOXESREAL ESTATE

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MEMBERSHIPBE CAT

STRATEGYBUY IN BULK

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TOTAL$COST

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING IN BULK

OPEN 24/7

THE WAREHOUSE NEVER CLOSES.

One warehouse. Millions of cats. Come for the tuna. Stay for the stonks.

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